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Damage Demotivational Poster


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


KOOL-AID -


TAGS: oh yeah drink tasty yummy delicious damage dollars
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by VinceVonVicious

phydeaux - March 23, 2010, 7:18 pm
1L and SCORE for Faceman!
Faceplant31 - March 23, 2010, 5:19 pm
34815 Here is an idea don't make the same exact poster under another name that is very similar to your old user name.


CTHULHU - OH NOEZ!!!1




HURRICANE IRENE - I went outside, and it looked like.... a TORNADO went through here.


TAGS: damage flooding blonde
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

440wakeup - November 2, 2011, 9:50 pm
checking out my password
440wakeup - August 31, 2011, 5:33 am
I love user comments on articles, if I were to do a motifake for every one that had me rolling on the ground....Yes this was an actual quote from a hurricane victim.


ominous -


TAGS: damage survive
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

MissPriss - July 28, 2013, 1:33 pm
Mine run from my wrists to my elbows. That must make me certifiable! Surviving is over-rated.
GaryO - July 28, 2013, 9:48 am
I had a couch like that too….wait….oh….dang, 5 Lashes
Greeny - July 28, 2013, 8:45 am
Wow - 5 isn't enough


TEMPER -


TAGS: release your temper and the damage will be done
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:09 am
a few shameless promotions, and proving a point at the same time
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:23 pm
kill it with fire!
forseti - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
oh, thank you very very much, monkey... I'd never given it a 5 when I'd knew there was a women involved! Akbar, IT'S A TRAP!!!1111oneone
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 2:05 pm
Many thanks to my better half for helping me with this one. Now she can focus on making my d*** sammich with no distractions.


HOME REPAIRS -


TAGS: avoid permanent damage by using a rubber mallet
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 7:30 am
And where is the duct ***e...or as my wife says "Duck ***e"
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
Go where? I know the "macabre venting" of law enforcement when I see it.
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 11:14 pm
Not a beat cop, but yes, I am paid by the county. And before you go there, Agd, I'm also a volunteer Fire Chief.
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 11:02 pm
You're in law enforcement?
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 11:01 pm
No. Just getting the macabre out of my system.
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 10:57 pm
Past my bedtime anyway.
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 10:56 pm
So, is this in regards to a drifter?
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 10:56 pm
d*** near had me swearing off sobriety, Haar!
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 10:55 pm
I was responding to your first comment, not knowing that Sean had posted in the mean time... Sigh... Fuggedaboudit
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 10:55 pm
I'm teaching it. b****.
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 10:54 pm
And Motifake Sensitivity Training? Relax, Agd, this oughtta be a 10 minute course.
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 10:54 pm
I was confused, now I'm baffled. Huh?
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 10:52 pm
Yeah, me too. It seems you *can* get brain damage from multiple concussions in one week. Even with a rubber mallet.
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 10:52 pm
Ok, a drifter?
Sean - September 4, 2009, 10:51 pm
*your
Sean - September 4, 2009, 10:51 pm
THAT tears it. You two can car pool to you Motifake imposed sensitivity training sessions.
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 10:47 pm
Ummmm.... Haar? If she's a wife, and not a runaway, I'm a bit disturbed.


Political Solutions -


TAGS: train bridge damage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Ashson - April 16, 2014, 7:07 pm
There is a possibility that I may have had this picture in ph**oshop.
motifayk - April 16, 2014, 7:38 am
Is that an optical illusion at or does the bridge actuall yhave no supports.


Earth Day -




RUN SILENT RUN DEEP - Works better when you don't run into the hull of a destroyer




priorities -


TAGS: yacht bridge damage h** tub
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by SanityFree

JesusWept - September 12, 2016, 2:21 pm
h** tub is ok? Well, thank god for small favours LOL ^^^^^Up
concern3 - September 12, 2016, 6:58 am
Funny, UP yours


Murphy's Law - Damage -




Bertram J. Fitzsnippert, Sr. -




Budget Slashed -


TAGS: planning ahead to mitigate damage
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Thedge

mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 9:43 pm
OMFG!!!!ROTFL!!Oldsod! Turnip the beet!
Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 8:32 pm
Now I have a song stuck in my head..."Turrrrrnip, the radiOo...


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